New Direction Of Posts – Stuff You Just Couldn’t Make Up!
February 11th, 2010Ballantyne, Barclay Downs, Dilworth, Eastover, Matthews, Myers Park, Pineville, Sedgefield, South Park, WeddingtonI’ve decided to change direction of what I was originally thinking of writing here in this blog. Instead of big Charlotte, US, rest of the world real estate news (which every other Realtor seems to want to cover ad naseum) I thought I’d share with you the weekly trials, tribulations and bizarre incidents I invariably trip over during my tenure as a Broker-in-Charge at Wilkinson and Associates. Goodness, since I started hiring agents into the company and then tackling issues and problems from the sublime to the ridiculous, I think I have material for a good book never mind a blog posting from time to time!
To kick off; this weeks bizarre tale award goes to one of our agents who took a condo listing which subsequently went very wrong and the owner asked, no demanded, a release of listing contract. Not unusual in itself you might think? Until I received the following e-mail from the owner who clearly has either a very vivid conspiracy theorist imagination or is just simply a sandwich short of a picnic. The following excerpt (cut down for brevity) was a follow up to myself and the agent to honor his request for termination of his contract:
(Name of agent)You are a criminal and part of a violent Crime and therefore potentially physically dangerous. The 10:00 meeting is probably an ambush for an assault by you and your accomplice upon me. Therefore it is cancelled. You are forbidden to enter my home under any circumstances. If you try to I will immediately call the Police. I want my Condo off the market. Fax or email me any paper I need to sign, I will fax or email it back to you. I do not Legally owe any fee for this. Include your fax number. Come to my home and remove that lock. Leave my key under the outside doormat. I want that lock off whether my Condo is listed or not and that is my Legal Right. The more Crime you committ the more serious your punnishment – the longer your Prison term. I am certainly going to press Criminal Charges against you at this point. That is no threat and no insult, it is simply stating the facts and the Truth which I can prove.. Of course you won’t admit you are a Criminal. You will bear the consequences for your actions like anyone else. You will receive a fair Trial – count yourself lucky for that.Mr. Corfield: You have not returned my calls. I am not suprised at that, however it is a bad sign for you and your Company. As stated above, this is a very serious Criminal Conspiracy Mr. (agent name) is involved in. It is being “addressed” at the highest levels of the US Government. I am in fact in Communication with President Obama on this matter and have his support and Protection as well as that of the Federal Government in general including Law Enforcement. Those complicit in this Crime who believe they will “get away with it” like Mr.(agent name) are wrong. The Prisons are filled with Criminals who thought they would “get away with it”. Corruption notwithstanding, this still is a Constitutional Republic, where the vast majority including those currently in Power, respect, and obey the Law. That is why I am fundamentally safe and can send this Truthful Message in complete safety. Individuals like Mr. (agent name) and even more dangerous Criminals involved in this Criminal Conspiracy need to GET THIS MESSAGE.

